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11.03.2005

i'll take 'tastes like diaper' for $200 alex

i'm a big fan of clif bars. they're nutritious and filling (no easy feat here!) and mostly yumma.

during our most recent visit to the best place on earth to buy food i was very excited to see that there were two new seasonal clif bar flavors:

this one is awesome- everything you'd expect from a soft'n'chewy iced gingerbread cookie.
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this one, however, was absolutely rank. don't be fooled by the whole autumnal advertising thing.
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you know those cute jack-o-lanterns we made for halloween? the ones that are still sitting on the front porch, rapidly turning a lovely shade of brown and mushifying as the days go by? i felt like i was chomping on one of those aged beauties as i tried to 'enjoy' my post workout clif bar. don't they taste test these things??

8 comments:

mag said...

oh you're torturing me. i am longing for Trader Joe's my long lost love. please please please move over to england SOON!

shellie said...

clif bars=colin blow

g said...

who's colin? ;)

shellie said...

ha ha ha ha im such a retard, i love it when i make myself laugh.

colon duh. colon blow, colon blow blow.

g said...

thar she blows....

have you seen the SNL ad for colon blow cereal? it's a box of rocks, just like momma used to make...

froggie said...

hahaha i love that SNL commercial...we were actually talking about that at work the other day ... (listen to me will ya! sheesh... note to all*** when i say "the other day".. this is very broad term..could be yesterday..could be 2 months ago...)i have no concept of time.

g said...

wow- a whole thing of raw cookie dough and we lived to tell... i don't think i'd be able to leave my bed for a week if we did that now. did i leave your place wearing glitter nail polish that night?

froggie said...

no, i think the nailpolish was from another night.. and it was probably in that pink snow white lunchbox....