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5.24.2006

thirsty

it's too early to be fucking with my day, people...

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the friggin' cleaning people threw out my water bottle. don't they know our mortgage only allows for two new water bottles a month? june is still a week away.

i'm either gonna have to rob my office's uglyass yoda-soda fund:

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or i'm going to have to settle for dixiecup H2O shooters all day.

maybe i'll just skip the usual 3 litres of water a day routine and replace every single drop of it with coffee. j.mo- prepare the sedetives for my arrival this evening :)

3 comments:

john said...

that yoda thing is hilarical!

:)

Anonymous said...

the old russians that clean our office do that same thing! i started writing 'do not throw away' on them. they don't vacuum the floor, but they dispose of precious water bottles.

g said...

i'm gonna superglue mine to my desk and set up a hidden camera...