it's too early to be fucking with my day, people...
the friggin' cleaning people threw out my water bottle. don't they know our mortgage only allows for two new water bottles a month? june is still a week away.
i'm either gonna have to rob my office's uglyass yoda-soda fund:
or i'm going to have to settle for dixiecup H2O shooters all day.
maybe i'll just skip the usual 3 litres of water a day routine and replace every single drop of it with coffee. j.mo- prepare the sedetives for my arrival this evening :)