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12.22.2005

on the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

our jackass conservative mormon republican governor standing at downtown crossing ringing a bell for the salvation army this morning. i'm sure he was screening donors who approached the bucket to ensure they were not of that dreaded liberal persuasion.

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this man really bothers me. one of the most vocal opponents of same sex marriage (sorry mitt- we win), busily traipsing about the red states sucking republican dick whilst trying to cement support for a potential presidential run in 2008... he filed a bill this april to reinstate the death penalty. and he flipped from 'pro-choice friendly' to to 'bitched up mormon pro-life zealot' just like that. didn't sign a power plant emissions reduction pact that was signed by 7 other neighborly states. no more state financial aid for undocumented students. and he recently announced that he wasn't going to seek re-election... not shit mitt- like any of us were going to put you back in office.

i will never understand how this byu graduate, card-carrying member of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints, spineless republican schmo ended up at the helm of the bluest blue state in the country? dooce, you're the expert on these things- please explain...

2 comments:

john said...

for some reason this post brought to mind the scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, where Clark W. Griswold goes on a rampage about his boss...

"dickwad scheming mother effer cock sucker bumble-headed twat no good..."

Sandouri Dean Bey said...

one of these days there going to find ol' mitt dead in some motel room along route 1, with his sacred long johns wrapped around his neck.